Get Ready for the Big Bois: How to Prep For the Best Large Glass Dildos

Open up and say, “ahhhh!” But let’s talk about what we are opening up exactly, and how, because Gläs has a new line of the best large glass dildos and we want to make sure you are ready to take them all. Lean into your inner size queen and then let these big bois lean into you. 

So, you’ve grown used to your regular dildo or butt plug and you want the next biggest and best thing. You can’t just slam down on whatever looks like it might feel good. There are steps involved and the best way to make sure your body is ready to accommodate the best large glass dildos is to prep, and doing that depends on where you want to raise your “glass”.

Bigger Can Be Better

The great thing about vaginas is that they were made to stretch AND contract. Contrary to teenage locker room beliefs, you can’t permanently stretch out a vag. Besides popping the cherry hymen, a vagina isn’t going to grow in size (and even then, the opening only enlarges because the membrane covering it is broken) and you don’t actually need sex for that. With that understanding, taking bigger dicks is easy for most as long as the proper steps are taken. First and foremost, you need to be aroused. Arousal allows for two things to happen. First, arousal means you are relaxed, making those walls pliable. Secondly, arousal gets some natural lubrication going. You’re going to need both for any kind of penetration, but what could the best large glass dildo actually do to improve your sexual experience? It hits the deep walls, baby! Seriously, not only are you more likely to tap that mystical and magical A-spot, but you are also giving much more contact to the clitoris. If you think the clit is just that nubby button of feel-good at the top of your vulva, you have a LOT of inner exploring to do. The clitoris is easily 4 inches long, most of it internal. Since it’s mostly erective tissue, all of it feels good, so big dick sex helps contribute to orgasms. Of course, this varies from body to body, person to person, and enjoying sex with the best large glass dildo is just as normal as enjoying sex with the best regular-sized dildos. 

Meditate and Lubricate

To get ready to take it all in, you want to mentally prepare before you do anything. Get used to the idea, and set aside any preconceived ideas or stigmas around taking a big dick. After all, you aren’t just taking it. Your pussy is devouring it because it can, and you should be proud! Next, set your environment so that it fosters a relaxed mood. Begin the process of arousal, stroking yourself or your partner so that you get nice and juicy. Next, add to your natural drip by applying some lube. This is not a time you want to wing it. Lubrication is a part of the sexual process, you’re just helping it along, and you can never have too much lube. Start slowly by teasing the entrance with the tip of your big glass dildo, and work your way deeper with each thrust, twisting back and forth as you go. Think about literally screwing it in and out until you have taken your fill.

Explore Your Southern Expansion

You can always let your booty swallow the best large glass dildo, because why TF not? Similar to a vagina, butts have the capacity to stretch over time. However, not like a vagina, butts don’t produce their own lubrication so the process is a little different, even if just as enjoyable. And depending on who you ask, maybe even moreso. 

As usual, mentally prepare for the girthy long schlong of choice, then relax and start the arousal process. For anal play, this may take place over days or weeks if you’re starting from scratch with a finger or anal beads. If you are a little more well-versed in using your patootie purse, a training set will help you open up. Whichever way you choose, have lots and lots and lots of lube on hand. Not only should you slather it on heavier than sauce on spaghetti, but be prepared to reapply throughout the process. Once you have opened up sufficiently, take the best large glass dildo you can find, and tease the opening. Remember that you aren’t just accommodating length, but girth, so as you ease in more and more, take a periodic rest to allow the muscles to relax around the dildo. As you gradually go deeper and deeper, a slow and twisting thrust will provide pleasure at the sphincter. If the owner of this gorgeous grotto has a prostate, you’re going to want to tilt down a tad to hit the P-spot, but if they own a vulva, tilt up a bit to hit the A-spot, provided they are laying on their back. If you’re unsure of what feels best, just ask.

Ready to try some of the best large glass dildos we have? 

7" Curved Realistic Glass Dildo with Veins

This thick dick is never going to let you down so give it up soon and often. With a realistic head and veiny texture, the crook is made especially for your nook. Sliding 6.25” deep and opening you up to an easy 4.5”, it’s never gonna turn around and desert you, even if it hurts you oh so good. 

8" Realistic Ribbed Glass G-Spot Dildo with Balls

If bouncing balls is your favorite sport then why not let these babies dribble up and down your court? Leaving your man wide open is the name of this game with an impressive 5.5” of girth so you shock his clock every time you score.

12" Double Ended Glass Dildo with Anal Beads

Just the thought of this treasure will make you hard as diamonds and have you dripping pearls. Long enough to make you out sing a siren, this two-fer whammy is ready to double dock your dinghy. With a circumference over 6 inches, make sure you secure the booty.

10" Extra Large Glass Dildo

Who doesn’t love a nubbly bubbly pop of goodness sliding across their most sensitive parts. With nearly 10” of insertable length, it will be a while before the fun stops. This carnival of carnal pleasure will take you on the ride of your life with 5.75” of girth. Strap in. 

Now that you have been introduced to our newest collection of the best large glass dildos available, which ones will you choose to open up your experiences?