Get Tied Up With Kinky Sex Toys

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Did Cupid leave you sweaty and satisfied or were you left hermetic and horny? Whether you’ve hung from the chandeliers with nipple clamps swinging and a ball gag in your mouth or dusted the crust off your hoo-hah for the horny hijinks that only the lonely understand, we’ve got you covered with the kinky sex toys your cave is craving.

GLÄS FOR THAT ASS

When Outkast sang about taking you on a funky ride, it’s almost a guarantee that they weren’t talking about the Titus Beaded butt plug. Made for booty newbies, this beaded butt binky kinky sex toy is made of borosilicate that can be heated or cooled for the lover in you… or next to you.

While we’re all getting over being Cupid’s cuck, we can taste the rainbow with the Candy Land Juicer. Designed for you to crank the hanky panky out of someone’s horny hidey-hole, this nubby buddy will bring all the boys to the yard. And the girls. And the neithers. And the in-betweens. It’s a kinky sex toy party y’all!

You have to lick it before you stick it, but with the 6” Lick-It, you can slide into a slit simultaneously. Made with the curves that make your P-Spot or G-Spot holler, this octopian tongue is giving the best kind of lashing.

Let your freak flag fly with the kinky sex toy no one can see, bury it so deep inside that you feel all the thrills with none of the frills. The Yoni Eggs Kegel Training set will tighten your pelvic floor so that your clam snaps closed around the next barracuda invading your waters. Use a warm towel to heat them up before your va-va-va-voom voyage, and as a way to dry off your favorite swimmer after.

W.A.P. (With Added Pleasure)

There’s swinging, and then there’s swinging, and with the Quality Love Sex Swing, you can add new heights to your oscillating orgasms. This one-size-fits-most durable set is designed to allow any gravity-defying position, so get creative with this kinky sex toy. You’ll be sitting up high so get ready to fly! Bust the second nut on the right and go straight on til morning! 

Open wide and say, “AHHH! Ah Aah! Aaaah!” The Expandable Spreader Bar and Cuffs Set is the perfect go-to when you wanna spread your legs and get your biscuit buttered. With this kinky sex toy, you’ll be making mac and cheese noises in no time. Fully adjustable in length, put the ankles through the cuffs, and slide right into a nice hot oven just for you - unless you care to share!

Treat his mouth like the glory hole it is and throw him away when you’ve finished. The Open Mouth Stretch Hood is designed for the kinkiest of sensory deprivation play. When your partner is only good for their mouth, feed your slut with nectar of YOU. Add restraints and he’ll be the skull-swathed serf of your domme dreams.

Getting your titties in a twist should be fun and nipple play can take you there! Whether you prefer a slight pinch or painful peonage, mammary masochism can take you from good sex to freak goddess. Nipple clips are just the kinky sex toy to get you there. Switch up with tweezers, clover clamps, and screw tighteners while having your fun with ticklers, ball gags, and connecting chains to juggle the jubblies - sado-style!

Whether you’re dipping your stick in something juicy or sliding astride a schnozz like a snail, you can always rethink the kink. By adding some kinky sex toys to the mix, you don’t have to refrain from the pleasure… unless you’re told to.