Skip to content
Masturbation May
Spend $70 get 20% off | Spend $100 get 25% off | Spend $150 get 35% off
Masturbation May
Spend $70 get 20% off | Spend $100 get 25% off | Spend $150 get 35% off
Cleary kinky: Using Glass Toys in Bondage and BDSM - Guide to Glass, a blog by Gläs

Cleary kinky: Using Glass Toys in Bondage and BDSM

Clearly Kinky

It’s Friday and you’re home from work late because the traffic was terrible. You walk in and see a sink full of dishes, and yet, you smell no food. The laundry is undone, the trash is still piled up inside, and your partner is on the couch snoozing with half the pillows on the floor next to a spilled drink. As you start the process of cleaning the house AGAIN, you fantasize about how you will punish your partner this time. They were very naughty in not doing their chores and you know just how to make them behave. You line up your glass toys and think very carefully about which ones will get the job done…

You imagine sliding next to your partner with lube in one hand and the 7” Curved Realistic Dildo in the other. You start massaging their sleepy slit until they nonchalantly adjust their body to give you perfect access. Their eyes are closed, but the way their back has arched to receive you is just too timely. You rub their clit with the lube and they open their legs wide with knees in the air. Their eyes are still closed, but you start to hear them whimper as their natural juices mix with the lube. You slide the 7” dildo in and hear them moan in the same pleasure you’ve heard thousands of times before. After a few twisted in and outs letting the curvature hit their G-spot (or P-spot), you stop completely. Your partner’s eyes flash open angrily. 

“Why did you stop?” they asked. 

You walk out and say over your shoulder, “Because the dishes aren’t done, baby.” 

The Punishment

You shake your head and blink, putting another dish in the dishwasher. Maybe that’s not the right toy. You look over at the next toy you’ve lined up. You imagine your partner blindfolded, on their knees with a spreader bar, ass up. You know they are expecting the regular toy, but since they’ve been bad by not doing their chores, you pull out the 10.5” Girthy Double Dong. Warmed to just above their body temperature, you slide the smaller end into their waiting puckering pothole, just enough for them to adjust to the opening. When they’ve relaxed you push a bit further, and pay attention to their body language as they realize that this is NOT the toy they thought it was. This one is thicker, veiny, and a lot longer. It’s now a training session as you open that hole up to gape for what’s next…

Sigh. You close up the dishwasher and turn it on. As you wipe the counters down, you stare out the window and wonder how they would respond to your newest toy, which happens to be next in your line-up. The Pure Indulgence boasts 6” in circumference. You let your mind wander to your previous fantasy. That now gaping hole may not be ready for 6 inches, but you have all night and it’s the weekend. You take the blindfold off just long enough to show them the Pure Indulgence. As their eyes bulge at the sight of it, you push the bulb of the Pure Indulgence into their mouth so they can have a visceral understanding of how this punishment is going to go. You put the blindfold back on, lube up the bulb, and tease against their taint. Wiggling in nervous anticipation, you slap the cheek of their ass so hard, you leave a handprint. 

“Be still,” you say. 

You push up against their hole, teasing it up as you slowly ease more and more of the toy in.

Deeper sigh.

On your way to take out the trash in the real world, you see them still on the couch. They aren’t asleep, but instead, they’re watching you do all the housework they skipped while they were home all day. You know they want to be babied – doted on – but the only thing you have energy for is f*cking, not making love. You consider whether to use the largest of your Bling Bling Anal Training Kit. At 4”, it’s just enough to make your partner pay attention. But you’re also intrigued by the 11” Realistic Double Ended Dildo with a Handle. You have the thought that they should be able to take it all, with a nice 4-incher up the ass and a thick 5.5 inches in circumference in any other hole you choose. However, laziness is getting to you as you walk back into the house. Everything you think about sounds like it’s not enough, but it’s definitely turning you on. You choose the toy that resonates with your current state of mind. As you walk over to the couch, your partner sits up and points to the juice. 

“You forgot a spot,” they laughed. You glare at them. “What are you going to do,” they chided. “Spank me?”

“Actually,” you say slowly, with a wistful smile. “Yes. I think that’s exactly what I’m going to do,” as you pull out the 3” Horse Tail Glass Butt Plug and swat at them. 

“ALL FOURS. NOW.”

Your partner looks at you, intrigued, a little scared, and a lot turned on. It’s going to be a very, very long weekend.

Previous article The Best Rabbit Vibrators to Hop On This Easter
Next article Heat Things Up: Sensory Play 101