Entering Through the Rear - Anal Masturbation for Women and Men
“Up your butt and around the corner” was once a well-played childhood response used as a taunt. But, now that we’re adults, it sounds more like extremely accurate directions to achieving pleasure through anal masturbation. We all know what anal masturbation is, and maybe we’ve even tried with a partner or as foreplay. However, taking a deep dive into solo butt stuff is a little more involved.
Everybody Has a Butt
Anal masturbation is the act of pleasuring oneself via the anus. Duh, right? But so many people don’t know this is an option, or worse, they know about it and won’t try “because it’s the butt”. The thing is, everybody has a butt, and there are pleasures to be enjoyed by all. Of course, there are different ways to go about this rear-end revelry depending on how your body is made. With a little digging, you can find your way to booty bliss.
First things first, start with a clean anus. Empty your bowels, and then take a shower or bath to relax your muscles and clean your clincher. You might also want to use a douche for full flushing. Next, you’re going to want to take care of your nails. Trim them short, cutting any excess cuticle tissue. Buff down any edges. The tissue around and in your anus is quite thin and sensitive. You want to make sure your hands and nails won’t aggravate or tear your skin due to rough texture.
Ring the Doorbell
Using an absolutely absurd amount of lube (and by absurd, we mean whatever you were thinking, triple it), begin your anal masturbation by using a finger to go around the outside edges of your anus, slowly. Doing this allows you to relax why paying attention to small changes in pressure and other sensations. You can tap at the entrance (think of ringing a doorbell) and slowly work your way up to insertion. Go at your own pace. This isn’t just in reference to speed. Your own pace includes how deep you want to go and how many fingers you want to try.
For Prostate Owners
Remember those different bodies we discussed earlier? Let’s talk about it. The way bodies with a prostate experience anal masturbation is much different from those without. The main reason is the prostate itself. This walnut-sized gland is referred to as the P-Spot and is capable of delivering mind-blowing orgasms that differ drastically from a penile orgasm. A P-Spot orgasm tends to last longer, be more intense, incorporates the whole body, and doesn’t necessarily produce an ejaculation. Find this spot by going in about 1-2 inches and applying pressure downward.
For Uterus Owners
Bodies with a uterus have quite a different experience with anal masturbation because there’s no prostate gland to stroke. That said, more elusive than the G-Spot is the A-Spot. Word has it that the A-Spot is easier to access from the back. That may or may not be accurate, but it’s fun to investigate. Apply strong pressure to the front wall of your rectum and go in a few inches to hit the spot. One thing to keep in mind is that once you go back, you can’t go front. The natural bacteria in the anus is a sworn enemy of the vagina’s bacteria and pH balance and can cause all kinds of problems. If you want to go back and forth, remember to wash hands or use/remove barrier protection between each transition.
We get it. It feels unexpectedly good, but that doesn’t mean it’s okay to shove anything that fits into your bunghole. In general, don’t use anything that isn’t a tongue, a finger, or a sex toy specifically made for anal masturbation. Seriously, you can wind up in the ER. We have all heard the stories, and none of us wants to be the one telling them. No fruit - it can have too rough a texture, break off with no way of getting it out, or have worms. No candles, no lightbulbs, no mobile phones. Don’t do it.
What You SHOULD Shove In Your Butt
Instead, try sex toys that are specifically made for solo anal masturbation like the Gläs Anal Training Set. This toy is tapered for smooth entry and has a flared-based for even easier removal. It’s made of borosilicate so it’s effortless to clean between sessions.
Another crowd favorite is the G-Spot Pleasure Glass Dildo and Butt Plug Set. Also made of borosilicate, this toy set has a curved bulbous tip specifically designed to stimulate the A-Spot or P-Spot, making it super fun for everyone. It has a beaded tip that can act as beads or a handle. The other glass dildo has a curved bulbous tip, as well, for giving a full sensation to your anal masturbation play.
The great thing about anal masturbation is that it’s uncharted territory for a lot of people and there are so many things to try. From cleaning up with a Douche Set of 3 Interchangeable Nozzles that allow for different kinds of stimulation, to cranking things up a notch with a Candy Land Juicer, you’ll always have a way to keep things fresh and interesting as you go down the rabbit hole of solo anal play.